||: Ekaw ba'y nalolongkot? Walang magawa at walang makaosap? Pwes, eto ang pader... kausapin mo! Hehehe!
||: These grafitti are so funny. They're a collection of the works of witty vandals compiled from the different nooks and crannies of Diliman Republic. Just a warning, though: parental guidance is advised for some adult language. Read on...
||: FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
||: AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher"
"push button to eject teacher"
...reply:
"it's jammed! We're doomed!"
AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here..." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan...
AS chair :
you know bobo? bobo is you!
AS 1st floor CR:
if you forget the past, then you porget the purious...
AS 1st floor CR uli:
Im a simple gay
tapos me sumagot
sira! Dapat Im simple and gay! Taga peyups ka ba? duh!
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun.
kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!
||: CHEM:
Chem chair:
push button to spray acid on prof's face.
Another chem chair:
You Boron!!!
||: BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher.
||: FO Santos:
SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal.
||: ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."
||: GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB: takas ng ward 7
||: MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
SUMAPI SA NPA!
may sumagot:
PAANO?
may sumagot pa:
MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX
SA SUKING TINDAHAN!
sa math building, sa likod ng isang teachers chair sa 3rd floor:
BABALA: asawa ni babalu
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli. nakasulat sa armchair:
F*CK DA WORLD!
ta's may sumagot:
F*CK U TOO! --WORLD
3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."
||: UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!
tas may sumagot
nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka
tas may sumagot uli
weh
tas may nag-react uli
oo, sabi kokak! kokak!
||: VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzons:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
your food."
men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
||: NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"
||: MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
||: KALAI:
Nietzsche - "God is dead"
God - "Nietzsche is dead!"
||: SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
in case of emergency break ass and push butt
(binura ang GL sa GLass and ON sa buttON)
sa girls CR:
Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin
sa girls CR uli:
My boyfriend and I had sex and now Im pregnant
Reply:
Pray to God
||: These grafitti are so funny. They're a collection of the works of witty vandals compiled from the different nooks and crannies of Diliman Republic. Just a warning, though: parental guidance is advised for some adult language. Read on...
||: FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.
||: AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher"
"push button to eject teacher"
...reply:
"it's jammed! We're doomed!"
AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here..." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan...
AS chair :
you know bobo? bobo is you!
AS 1st floor CR:
if you forget the past, then you porget the purious...
AS 1st floor CR uli:
Im a simple gay
tapos me sumagot
sira! Dapat Im simple and gay! Taga peyups ka ba? duh!
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun.
kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!
||: CHEM:
Chem chair:
push button to spray acid on prof's face.
Another chem chair:
You Boron!!!
||: BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher.
||: FO Santos:
SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal.
||: ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."
||: GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB: takas ng ward 7
||: MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
SUMAPI SA NPA!
may sumagot:
PAANO?
may sumagot pa:
MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX
SA SUKING TINDAHAN!
sa math building, sa likod ng isang teachers chair sa 3rd floor:
BABALA: asawa ni babalu
sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."
sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli. nakasulat sa armchair:
F*CK DA WORLD!
ta's may sumagot:
F*CK U TOO! --WORLD
3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."
||: UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!
tas may sumagot
nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka
tas may sumagot uli
weh
tas may nag-react uli
oo, sabi kokak! kokak!
||: VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"
men's cr sa Vinzons:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook
your food."
men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"
||: NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"
||: MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"
||: KALAI:
Nietzsche - "God is dead"
God - "Nietzsche is dead!"
||: SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
in case of emergency break ass and push butt
(binura ang GL sa GLass and ON sa buttON)
sa girls CR:
Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin
sa girls CR uli:
My boyfriend and I had sex and now Im pregnant
Reply:
Pray to God
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